We can't help but wonder...

Some of the English cricket team went out to Cape Kidnappers golf course for a hit prior to today's second ODI in Napier. But when Graeme Swann borrowed Stuart Broad's driver for a cliff-top trick shot high above the Pacific Ocean, it all turned to custard; for Broad that is:

So we can't help but wonder; will Greenpeace and Green Party activists be picketing McLean Park today, protesting the release of titanium into Hawke's Bay's ecosystem?


PS: Before our resident greenies get all apoplectic, please note the "humour" tag. We shouldn't need to point out the obvious, but...