This morning's Herald is taking an interest in Patrick Gower's latest revelations on the Bill Liu case, although in true Herald form, they don't give Gower, a former Herald journo any credit for asking the right questions.
But alongside the story is this photograph, and we just can't resist:
You know the rules; keep 'em brief, pithy, witty and to the point, and don't get personal. Other than that, you're only limited by your imagination.
Give it your best shot; we'll set the ball rolling:
Hey Bill; my mate Winston reckons that you guys and us are related. Good, eh bro!

3 comments:
Don't worry about the Hotel toilets - you can pee in the aspidistras if you get caught short Bill.
Are you sure you can't arrange some tiling at my house? Field said you asians are good for that.
As much as you can spare Bill, we will find a passport, just give us a name to use.
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