Now we generally try to avoid stories about celebrities and their relationships. And divorce isn't a laughing matter; we've been there and done that. But Katie Holmes seems to have discovered a plus side to her split from Tom Cruise that even trumps leaving the church of Scientology; the Herald reports:
Pictures have emerged of Tom Cruise's newly estranged wife Katie Holmes wearing heels for what must be the first time since the pair's wedding day.On the Big Day itself, speculation was rife that Holmes had to stand in a ditch to achieve parity of titchiness for the pair's wedding photo.But yesterday she emerged from her apartment in a pair of spindly four-inch sandals and no wedding ring, as if there were anyone left who hadn't heard the news of her impending divorce.
And she's not the first to have found release in this manner; read on:
It calls to mind Nicole Kidman's reaction after her own liberation from the tiny tyrant 11 years ago, which was a jump for joy in all her six-foot glory followed by a healthy swipe at Cruise's diminutive stature."Now I can wear heels," she smiled smugly, safe in the knowledge this response would annoy Cruise the most - even more so than poking fun at his stubborn belief that humans are immortal extraterrestrial beings called thetans.