Friday, February 10, 2012

The long and short of it

The Halberg awards were an All Black benefit last night; no surprises there.

But the biggest mismatch of the night was this one:




Couldn't they have found some way of making Steven McIvor taller, or Rachel Hunter shorter? After all, Hollywood's been doing it for Tom Cruise for years
!

5 comments:

gravedodger said...

I had no idea Temuera Morrison aka Jake the Muss was a midget either.
To be Fair the first occasion I glimpsed Mr Muldoon, he arrived at the Empire Hotel in Masterton's Queen St in CR1, swmbo and self wondered who was the 'passenger'.
We had to wait till he emerged to the rear of the limo as he did not appear over the roof having alighted on the street side.

gravedodger said...

I had no idea Temuera Morrison aka Jake the Muss was a midget either.
To be Fair the first occasion I glimpsed Mr Muldoon, he arrived at the Empire Hotel in Masterton's Queen St in CR1, swmbo and self wondered who was the 'passenger'.
We had to wait till he emerged to the rear of the limo as he did not appear over the roof having alighted on the street side.

Quintin Hogg said...

Yes, Morrison is a short arse.

I tower over him and I am not tall.

I didn't realize Rachel is that tall or is McIvor a midget?

James Stephenson said...

I think La Hunter is about 6'...

I didn't watch, but it's a travesty that the Breakers as the first team to win an Aussie comp didn't get a gong.

gravedodger said...

Apologies for the double comment Iv2.

On a related matter, under the RMA was Rachel's frock an earthquake risk.
Lucky she didn't drop anything.