Is this the best caption accompanying a photograph from this year's edition of the Wellington Sevens? It comes to you courtesy of Stuff.
The chap in white is dressed as a sperm (there was an article about them on Stuff during the week), but we're not quite sure about the woman clad in green. Doubtless if either has a Significant Other who wasn't at the Sevens, they'll understand that what happens on tour stays on tour!
Then again, if you think you can better the sub-editor's work; who are we to deter you!