Here's your chance! You can buy the Labour Party's campaign holus-bolus; the marketing spiel says:
Things are tasting a little sour for Labour members and supporters. With National polling above 50 percent, things aren’t looking good over at the red camp and Labour’s attempt to bring a bit of zest into their campaign by bribing voters with policies New Zealand can’t afford has been received bitterly. Little hope is being kept for 3 years of Labour, even with the Green Parties record high polling. In fact, traditionally left voters may be seen flocking to the right, as National’s plans to overhaul the welfare system has been met with support from some Labour and Green voters.
Here we have it: Labour’s election campaign. It’s bright and yellow on the outside, but take a bite and you might be left with a less-than-pleasant taste in your mouth. With about two weeks out from voting day, the chances of Labour getting into power are about as likely as this lemon’s.
Get your bid in quickly, before it's priced off the market! And the best bit is this; all proceeds go to CureKids, who are anything but a lemon!
UPDATE: That was fun while it lasted; the TradeMe administrators have deprived CureKids of the chance to receive a few charity dollars, and the auction has been taken down; what a shame!