Sunday Caption Contest
This photograph, taken by WhaleOil just yesterday, is simply too good to ignore. So get your thinking caps on dear readers, and tell us in a pithy, witty manner what Phil and Winston might be saying ....
The floor is yours!
Hat-tip: WhaleOil
30 comments:
Don't look now Winston, but there's a guy who calls himself 'Whaleoil' peering at us through the viewfinder of a camera!
'Whaleoil'!
I suppose it could have been worse - he might have dubbed himself 'Fishpaste' or 'Squidbait'!
Thank the Lord for small mercies!
Goff: So Key won't be working with you after the election?
Winston: No. He won't
*Both roar with laughter
So, Winston, what can you bring to the table?
Well Phil, with me around you won't have to bend over for those loopy Greens.
That and 158K
Now Phil, whatever they ask; just say NO. Works every time.
Baubles, Winston? No problem, you name it I'm deseperate enough to promise it."
Phil: "What's in the red book?"
Win: "The Labour Party Rules."
Phil: "I didn't know there were any."
Win: "There won't be!"
Cadwallader
Winston: I said to John, go for the Beemers', no one will care!
*Both roar with laughter
WRP: I think you made a mistake with your hair Phil. See how elegant grey can be!
Winston: Look Phil! There, on that catwalk!
*Both roar with laughter
Winston: While I was at the Big Gay Out an effeminate fellow came and wrapped his hairy great arms around my shoulders and I said, no Prime Minister, no!
Winston,
Phil whats the name and number of the stunningy attractive indian girl in your entorage?
I will take Racing, Treasurer and Foreign affairs, you and Helen can run the rest. Oh and don't forget number 7 in the 5th at Trentham, Vela gave me the oil.
Oh and in passing now we have settled the little things I will be titled Secretary of State to reflect my pivotal position in your government.
Winston:
You don't have the balls to rule me out, Phil.
Phil:
I had to take a deep breathe just to stand beside you.
Winston:
If you just relax, Phil, everything will drop into place.
Winston: Then, when they discover the Facebook group I've signed them all up for, those National MPs will be livid!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sunday-star-times/news/4680088/Red-faced-over-extremist-Facebook-entry
Relax, Phil, Helen didn't look like she had the balls to deal with me either.
Nope, pulling your pants tighter doesn't make any difference.
Phil, when you tell a porky on camera during an interview just do the what I do. At present it is easy to see when you are telling lies by your body language. I am a master at disguising when I am telling lies so just watch a few of my interviews and take heed of how I handle the situations.
Phil: I hear there is a guy called Robert Guyton who thinks that the greens have principles and would never break them to get power.
*Both roar with laughter
Winston: Look Phil, you are desperate for power, I am desperate for power, so lets join up together and form a principled, honest government with that ever so principled Green party.
Phil: I heard that the greens are principled people.
wintson: Dont beleive everything you hear.
Winston: Heard of 'Ha'?
Phil: Nope.
Winston: Me neither.
*Both stare into middle distance, bored.
Phil: 'Ha' from Keeping Stock?
Winston: Yeah.
Phil: Nah!
Winston: Me neither.
*Eyes glaze over
Phil: What's that crap on the sole of your shoe Winston?
Winston: Ha!
Its not really as big as yours Winston
Winston: Hear about that greenie that thinks the greens have standards?
Phil: hahaha, must have smoked some weed and fried his brain.
Winston: Hear about that greenie that thinks the greens have standards?
Phil: hahaha, must have smoked some weed and fried his brain.
Your double posting just makes it too easy for me Ha, so I'll say nothing.
*Tries to stifle laughter
Funny comments. I arrived the picnic the same time as Rt. Hon. Winston Peters, and all I heard was, "Oh great, Winston is here." I asked the question to some of them, "What do you mean?" The response was, "we wanted to go home but we waited because we wanted to hear him speak." What does that mean, given that Len Brown and Phil Goff had already spoken much earlier.
It is obvious that this man Winston is a star and well admired by many, and this is what drives into the egoof the National camp. John Key has to smile a lot to try and get some genuine interested people. He has to pay for the young Nats to do it for him.
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